As a child of the 80's, we were inundated with various levels of panic growing up. Never talk to strangers. Especially ones with puppies, candy and white panel vans. Satanic panic was real and Ozzy ...
The DARE program didn’t prepare me for this
BBQ gas station cockfight and the new Velvet Elvis
Right down the road from my house, I've discover the greatest paradox of current day Americana. A couple of things I am always looking for while engaging in my coyote exploits are a clean restroom and ...
Coyote Güero
Filling my days with working out, playing disc golf, doom scrolling and other generally gnarly stuff. I find myself crawling at the walls. I have taken up human trafficking as a hobby to keep me in ...
Māori Warrior
SO, the great make bread at home mountain has been climbed. The Journey said she wanted to make the bread. Why not, it's been a while and I have not baked since I wanted to make my own shiner bock ...
Master Blaster
I find that sometimes I am just a big dumb animal, being directed by this little person calling all the shots. Akin to Master Blaster from one of the greatest movies ever, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. ...
Staring into the void
I awoke this morning to the feeling of being watched. Opening my eyes to a dark room, I make out a shadowy figure looking right at me. The beady eyes are looking straight into my soul. It's ...
Smurfettes dirty secret
So Basically, I have been doing all kinds of baking. The Journey, aka Pie, was about to turn 16 and I have been making various cakes and wanted to put together one that I have been tweaking and a ...