Measles Burrito
While creating this dead hooker dumpsite of ideas, we had the news on in the background. Normal local stuff given to us by our favorite Pissbowl. Come to find out that the greatly avoidable measles have arrived in the Mound.
Who needs science, when we have been blessed with Vitamin A and an astute lawyer to head up HHS.
But there is nothing more fun then manufacturing local hysteria due to anti-vaxxers. Either way , I get to hear about every local business that has had the infection grace its doors. I saw one that I was not familiar with, so I looked it up. Happens to be a burrito shop right down the road that I was unfamiliar with.
Road Trip, time for lunch. Tacos near me that I have not tried.
We get there and this sweet girl ask us if it was our first time in. Of course, what do you got. As she breaks down on the various meats available, we opted for our own flight of tacos and a giant pastor burrito. We get a couple of sauces, hottest one they had for me and white woman spicy for my wife.
We were excited to get back to the house with our newfound treasures, but as we were waiting she asked us how we heard about them. I replied honestly, it was the news.
She has a bit of panicked quick response that they were vaccinated and everything was clean. That’s great, but obviously I do not care. I am here for the tacos.
The burrito is perfection, the tacos are fire. But the sauce was otherworldly. It has the chili flavor and the heat that I crave. I need to tear up and have a numb mouth for a bit, this is the only way I can feel things.
We returned within the week to grab some more and I was looking to see if they sold sauce, I was ready to put that on everything. They let me know that they were going to bottle some in the morning. So I came back again, bonus for being right down the road. Plus I was looking to score some chorizo egg and cheese tacos.
Being an utter psychopath, I came with my own accoutrement. I buy condiment bottles in bulk, because you never know when I am going to get saucy. They sent me on my way with a bigger mason jar and I was pumped.
