Master Blaster

I find that sometimes I am just a big dumb animal, being directed by this little person calling all the shots. Akin to Master Blaster from one of the greatest movies ever, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. Tina Turner was the beginning of my great awakening.

Master Blaster Runs Gnome Town

The Shauna will come up often. She is the first person to be hired for all task, as well as the the ultimate scapegoat at gnome base. She is constantly getting fired. Especially, Christmas. Since the great TEMU Christmas in June fiasco, she is always walking a fine line. This reminds me. She has not filed her improvement plan and will need to see me in my office. Probably lost somewhere looking at another recipe that requires cottage cheese.

Said Little Person
Our unholy union

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